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Nice surprise!

Written by Kalakini CC at 20:36 17/5-2012

  Kalakini CC and there ever-shocked manager kalakin had a pleasant surprise today when they received another unexpected windfall of $10.000.
  Apparently, whilst lazing around on a race break, the team has been promoted again to Division 6. Given that they have not yet competed in Division 7, this seems a little unusual and not a little terrifying. However, the manager was reported as saying that the money would certainly come in handy as he rushed off to urge Vandusen back to their training centre in the Cleveland Hills. Watch this space for further updates as the inevitable plummet back down begins after day 76 when points start to be lost!

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Undertog at 16:05 18/5-2012
  Congrats, keep going strong. I rocketed up to Div 5, now can't get a result at all. Only another 30 days until start losing points :(

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